Sportscaster Jim Nantz drops legendary rant about the horrors of 'limp and tan' toast
 

Sportscaster Jim Nantz drops legendary rant about the horrors of 'limp and tan' toast
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Jim Nantz is a sportscasting legend. He's k**wn for calling The Masters golf tournament, among other big events, each year.*

Because the*2016 Masters tournament begins next week,*Golf Digest*just ran a little profile of Nantz. It's what we call a "curtain-raiser" in the industry.*

But forget all that. This is a post about toast. More importantly: This is a post about the UNJUSTIFIABLE PREPONDERANCE OF SUBPAR TOAST IN AMERICA TODAY.*

Let Nantz explain.*

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In the piece, which is a first-person deal written "with" Golf Digest's Guy Yokom, Nantz delivers what might be the greatest rant about toast in recorded human history. Here's how it begins.* Read more...


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