I had a maternity photoshoot with my burrito food baby
 

I had a maternity photoshoot with my burrito food baby
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One thing absolutely trumps the birth of a baby: a really delicious burrito.

While many responsible adults I k**w have begun to pop out children, I k**w many others who are popping buttons on their pants after a large meal.*

I chose the latter.

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I decided to celebrate a food baby. It's just as prevalent as a human baby, but at least half the stress and cost. So I invited my co-worker Ryan to get pregnant with me through the leading producer of food babies, Chipotle.

Really, I just had Ryan feed me the gigantic burrito in a way that will probably make his girlfriend want to have a little talk with him.* Read more...


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