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03-05-2018, 11:44 PM
Why chain restaurants are so much better in the suburbs
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Yelp never lies.*
The truth is in the stars, and they tell us this: suburban chain restaurant franchises are inherently superior to ones located in cities.
As a New Yorker I'm not supposed to admit any affection for the suburbs at all. But I've known this in my heart for as long as I've lived here.*
Countless times I've ordered New York Applebee's mozzarella sticks only to be served deep fried glue sticks on a mixed appetizer platter of subway infections, posing as a plate. Never have I ever been in a chain restaurant bathroom with proper ventilation. Only in New York do you wait over two hours to be eat iHOP pancakes, congealed to form a singular fetid blob, in a booth stripped off its padding, with only its hard wooden skeleton — and your eviscerated hope — to pad you. Read more... (https://mashable.com/2018/03/05/chain-restaurants-cities-suburbs-comparison/)
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Yelp never lies.*
The truth is in the stars, and they tell us this: suburban chain restaurant franchises are inherently superior to ones located in cities.
As a New Yorker I'm not supposed to admit any affection for the suburbs at all. But I've known this in my heart for as long as I've lived here.*
Countless times I've ordered New York Applebee's mozzarella sticks only to be served deep fried glue sticks on a mixed appetizer platter of subway infections, posing as a plate. Never have I ever been in a chain restaurant bathroom with proper ventilation. Only in New York do you wait over two hours to be eat iHOP pancakes, congealed to form a singular fetid blob, in a booth stripped off its padding, with only its hard wooden skeleton — and your eviscerated hope — to pad you. Read more... (https://mashable.com/2018/03/05/chain-restaurants-cities-suburbs-comparison/)
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