Jimmy Kimmel's funniest and most memorable zingers

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http://static-global-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/img-resizer/tenant/amp/entityid/BBJRSqU.img?h=100&w=100&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=1031&y=617From the moment Jimmy Kimmel set afoot the 2018 Oscars stage as host for the second year in a row, there has been no shortage of laughter ? or zingers. Below, see just a handful of Kimmel?s laugh-out-loud one-liners, ranging from his opening monologue to all the other times he?s poked fun at fellow attendees and nominees. On last year?s Best Picture snafu: ?When you hear your name called, don?t get up right away.? ? during his monologue Addressing sexual misconduct allegations against men in power: ?Oscar is the most beloved and respected man in Hollywood and there?s a very good reason why. Look at him. Keeps his hands where you can see them. Never says a rude word, and most importantly no penis at all. He is literally a statue of limitations. And that?s the kind of men we need more of in this town.? ? during his monologue Offering proof Hollywood ignores women: ?We made a movie called what women want and it starred Mel Gibson.? ? during his monologue Joking about Timothée Chalamet?s age: ?Timothée is missing Paw Patrol to be here tonight.? ? during his monologue On Call Me By Your Name: ?We don?t make them to make money. We make them to upset Mike Pence.? ? during his monologue Poking fun at Guillermo del Toro and his film, The Shape of Water: ?Men screwed up so badly, women started dating fish.? ? during his monologue On Dunkirk winning Best Editing: ?When they went into the editing room it was a romantic comedy starring Reese Witherspoon? ? following Dunkirk?s win Apologizing to servicemen and women following a montage: ?I want to apologize for including Matt Damon in that montage. You deserve better than that. You really do.? ? following a montage featuring military movies Poking fun at the fact Barbra Streisand cloned her dog: ?Best wishes to Barbra and her dogs Yentil and Lentil.? ? following a montage featuring military movies Subtly taking a jab at PricewaterhouseCoopers, whose accountants gave out the wrong winner?s envelope in 2017: ?What happened last year is Waterhouse under the bridge.? ? right before Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway presented Best Picture

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