Apple Is Acquiring Everything These Days

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Apple Is Acquiring Everything These Days
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Brace your butts, tech nerds: Apple is acquiring Kohler toilets. Or at least that's the joke behind this parody of the tech giant's reported Beats Electronics acquisition

Apple is close to acquiring Dr. Dre's audio electronics company for $3.2 billion (http://mashable.com/2014/05/08/apple-beats-deal/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss), and the response from the general public has been a collective "Huh?" (http://mashable.com/2014/05/09/twitter-reacts-to-apple-beats-acquisition/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss) **w, Funny or Die (http://mashable.com/category/funny-or-die/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss) has offered its own take on the potential acquisition by offering a few guesses as to Apple's next big buys.

See also: Apple Buying Beats? It Isn't About the Headphones (http://mashable.com/2014/05/08/apple-beats-**t-headphones/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss)




If this parody is an indication of the tech company's future head-scratching acquisitions, we could soon be munching on Apple iPizzaRolls before taking a quick bathroom break on Apple toilets Read more... (http://mashable.com/2014/05/13/apple-acquisitions-parody/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss)

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