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01-28-2018, 11:22 PM
I'm the guy who makes quips in the elevator when no one else can fit and here's my artistic process
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Hey. You may recognize me as the guy who makes hilarious jokes in an elevator once it reaches maximum capacity. But there's more to it than meets the eye.
SEE ALSO: As an ally, I believe if I ever witness a woman being harassed I should text my girlfriend to tell her I love her (http://mashable.com/2017/12/02/male-feminist-secret/)
This is my process.
What I typically do upon waking up in the morning is just congratulate myself in the mirror for being who I am. I'm hilarious, I deserve this, and I am solely responsible for the satisfaction of the American workforce. You can do this too, just make sure your neighbors don’t hear you or they’ll try to come up with a scheme to get you evicted, like when my neighbors told our landlord I was housing 43 long-haired dachshunds in my apartment. Read more... (https://mashable.com/2018/01/28/guy-who-makes-quip-in-full-elevator/)
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Hey. You may recognize me as the guy who makes hilarious jokes in an elevator once it reaches maximum capacity. But there's more to it than meets the eye.
SEE ALSO: As an ally, I believe if I ever witness a woman being harassed I should text my girlfriend to tell her I love her (http://mashable.com/2017/12/02/male-feminist-secret/)
This is my process.
What I typically do upon waking up in the morning is just congratulate myself in the mirror for being who I am. I'm hilarious, I deserve this, and I am solely responsible for the satisfaction of the American workforce. You can do this too, just make sure your neighbors don’t hear you or they’ll try to come up with a scheme to get you evicted, like when my neighbors told our landlord I was housing 43 long-haired dachshunds in my apartment. Read more... (https://mashable.com/2018/01/28/guy-who-makes-quip-in-full-elevator/)
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