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Love it or hate it, Elf on the Shelf (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Ideas-20839402) certainly has a prominent place in our collective culture every holiday season. Some parents relish spending their time creating elaborate scenes (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Most-Elaborate-Elf-Shelf-Ideas-44268257) for their kids to find in the morning, other parents make the process as easy as possible (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Easy-Elf-Shelf-Ideas-36266295), and some parents just won't allow the beloved tradition (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Creepy-44166964) to take place (psst: it might actually be bad for kids (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Bad-Kids-44285194)).
If you do celebrate with your family's favorite elf, then you probably know the struggles, the joys, and the just downright weird things you come up with in order to make your kids (or yourself) happy. Keep reading for 16 of the funniest Elf on the Shelf tweets that everyone can relate to.
Related
Every Busy Mom Needs to Print Out This Life-Saving Elf on the Shelf Cheat Sheet (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Cheat-Sheet-44312454)
Parents, it's called Elf on the Shelf, not Elf on the Zipline Made of Licorice That Ends in a Punchbowl Full of Mini Marshmallows, you assholes.
- Valerie â*¤ï¸ڈs Presents (@ValeeGrrl) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/937011882619297793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
1st year of Elf on the Shelf: I won't use it to discipline, just to bring joy.
Now: *Feet up, drinking wine.*
The Elf is watching, kids.
- Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) November 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/yenniwhite/status/801153053072257024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
My kids are smart, but not "able to recognize that the elf on the shelf is a lifeless doll" smart.
- Sara Says Stop here Santa ً??? (@PetrickSara) December 3, 2017 (https://twitter.com/PetrickSara/status/937435067458248706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Plot twist: Elf on the Shelf is from the Upside Down.
- Boyd's Backyardâ?¢ (@TheBoydP) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/TheBoydP/status/937002392389869568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
This Thanksgiving I will be giving thanks to our family pet for turning our elf on the shelf into a chew toy. May he rest in peace.
- MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 16, 2016 (https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/798938735794651136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
The Elf on the Shelf is a reminder of what happens when people with big ideas take things too far.
- MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/801152816001720320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Like Chucky, but for Christmas!
-how they came up with the Elf on the Shelf, probably
- the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) November 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/momTruthBomb/status/801184664723406848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Thank God for Elf on a Shelf, I was worried my kids were running out of things to tell me about at 5:30 on Saturday morning.
- Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 5, 2015 (https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/673124233338347520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
My wife and I don't do Elf on the Shelf, but we do have an annual tradition called "Make fun of parents that do Elf on the Shelf."
- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 6, 2015 (https://twitter.com/Cheeseboy22/status/673314954208874496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I must have missed the part in The Elf on the Shelf story where it said to post pics of it on social media every day.
- mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 1, 2015 (https://twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer/status/671732268235378688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf
- Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) December 19, 2015 (https://twitter.com/AndyAsAdjective/status/678003882392465408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Santa: Anything to report?
Elf on the shelf: They are weak and don't suspect a thing.
Santa: Excellent. We attack at dawn. Soon the world will be mine.
- Eddie Harris (@EddieHarris216) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/EddieHarris216/status/936999074519240710?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Elf on the Shelf Log:
Day 1: I hung him from a lamp, oh the hilarity.
Day 6: I think he IS moving at night.
Day 9: He's in my liquor again.
Day 12: Wife and kids moved out, Jingles thinks it's for the best.
Day 21: *house burns, sirens wail in the distance.
- Oaks (@OakHill_) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/OakHill_/status/936991939546796034?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
SON: Dad's got us this elf on a shelf but what he does he actually do?
MUM: Just lies about in various positions around the house
SON: Yeah I know, but what does the elf do?
- Jon (@ArfMeasures) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/937025742617137155?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Millennial Elf on the Shelf: starts a style blog and promotes it on Instagram
- Addatude (@addatude_) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/addatude_/status/937023497632706561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
It's been a long, arduous journey, but I had to tell my son that the Elf on the Shelf retired.
8, "But WHYYY?"
Me, "Because you turned 8."
8, "Who says??"
Me, "The union reps for all Elves on the Shelves. It's in the fine print."
8, "I hate lawyers."
- Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 29, 2017 (https://twitter.com/Parkerlawyer/status/935917932395335681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
أكثر... (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Funny-Elf-Shelf-Parenting-Tweets-44345045)
Love it or hate it, Elf on the Shelf (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Ideas-20839402) certainly has a prominent place in our collective culture every holiday season. Some parents relish spending their time creating elaborate scenes (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Most-Elaborate-Elf-Shelf-Ideas-44268257) for their kids to find in the morning, other parents make the process as easy as possible (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Easy-Elf-Shelf-Ideas-36266295), and some parents just won't allow the beloved tradition (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Creepy-44166964) to take place (psst: it might actually be bad for kids (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Bad-Kids-44285194)).
If you do celebrate with your family's favorite elf, then you probably know the struggles, the joys, and the just downright weird things you come up with in order to make your kids (or yourself) happy. Keep reading for 16 of the funniest Elf on the Shelf tweets that everyone can relate to.
Related
Every Busy Mom Needs to Print Out This Life-Saving Elf on the Shelf Cheat Sheet (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Elf-Shelf-Cheat-Sheet-44312454)
Parents, it's called Elf on the Shelf, not Elf on the Zipline Made of Licorice That Ends in a Punchbowl Full of Mini Marshmallows, you assholes.
- Valerie â*¤ï¸ڈs Presents (@ValeeGrrl) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/937011882619297793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
1st year of Elf on the Shelf: I won't use it to discipline, just to bring joy.
Now: *Feet up, drinking wine.*
The Elf is watching, kids.
- Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) November 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/yenniwhite/status/801153053072257024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
My kids are smart, but not "able to recognize that the elf on the shelf is a lifeless doll" smart.
- Sara Says Stop here Santa ً??? (@PetrickSara) December 3, 2017 (https://twitter.com/PetrickSara/status/937435067458248706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Plot twist: Elf on the Shelf is from the Upside Down.
- Boyd's Backyardâ?¢ (@TheBoydP) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/TheBoydP/status/937002392389869568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
This Thanksgiving I will be giving thanks to our family pet for turning our elf on the shelf into a chew toy. May he rest in peace.
- MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 16, 2016 (https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/798938735794651136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
The Elf on the Shelf is a reminder of what happens when people with big ideas take things too far.
- MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/801152816001720320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Like Chucky, but for Christmas!
-how they came up with the Elf on the Shelf, probably
- the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) November 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/momTruthBomb/status/801184664723406848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Thank God for Elf on a Shelf, I was worried my kids were running out of things to tell me about at 5:30 on Saturday morning.
- Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 5, 2015 (https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/673124233338347520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
My wife and I don't do Elf on the Shelf, but we do have an annual tradition called "Make fun of parents that do Elf on the Shelf."
- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 6, 2015 (https://twitter.com/Cheeseboy22/status/673314954208874496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I must have missed the part in The Elf on the Shelf story where it said to post pics of it on social media every day.
- mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 1, 2015 (https://twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer/status/671732268235378688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf
- Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) December 19, 2015 (https://twitter.com/AndyAsAdjective/status/678003882392465408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Santa: Anything to report?
Elf on the shelf: They are weak and don't suspect a thing.
Santa: Excellent. We attack at dawn. Soon the world will be mine.
- Eddie Harris (@EddieHarris216) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/EddieHarris216/status/936999074519240710?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Elf on the Shelf Log:
Day 1: I hung him from a lamp, oh the hilarity.
Day 6: I think he IS moving at night.
Day 9: He's in my liquor again.
Day 12: Wife and kids moved out, Jingles thinks it's for the best.
Day 21: *house burns, sirens wail in the distance.
- Oaks (@OakHill_) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/OakHill_/status/936991939546796034?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
SON: Dad's got us this elf on a shelf but what he does he actually do?
MUM: Just lies about in various positions around the house
SON: Yeah I know, but what does the elf do?
- Jon (@ArfMeasures) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/937025742617137155?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Millennial Elf on the Shelf: starts a style blog and promotes it on Instagram
- Addatude (@addatude_) December 2, 2017 (https://twitter.com/addatude_/status/937023497632706561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
It's been a long, arduous journey, but I had to tell my son that the Elf on the Shelf retired.
8, "But WHYYY?"
Me, "Because you turned 8."
8, "Who says??"
Me, "The union reps for all Elves on the Shelves. It's in the fine print."
8, "I hate lawyers."
- Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 29, 2017 (https://twitter.com/Parkerlawyer/status/935917932395335681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
أكثر... (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Funny-Elf-Shelf-Parenting-Tweets-44345045)