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12-19-2017, 11:10 PM
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This holiday season will be the first time my husband and I will be flying with our 2-year-old son (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Flying-Kids-43953540), and we already know that we're going to be so. damn. tired. Children are wonderful, inquisitive beings, but somehow putting them on a flying bus or in a long car ride can take a normal travel experience and turn it into something else entirely (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Flying-Kids-Christmas-36278176) (like hell). Thankfully, there's some humor to be found in these long travel days. If you're also gearing up to hit the road or the friendly (and hopefully tantrum-less) skies soon, check out these 12 tweets that sum up what it's like, for better or for worse.
Related
A Letter to the Person Sitting in Front of My Son on the Airplane (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/What-Like-Flying-Toddler-Airplane-44303930)
The best way to travel with kids is not to.
- OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) October 18, 2016 (https://twitter.com/OneFunnyMummy/status/788182872108654592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
90% of traveling with kids is finding bathrooms and snacks.
- Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) December 1, 2017 (https://twitter.com/lunchboxdad/status/936685287945760769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Traveling by road w/ a 7 m.o. and a 2 y.o. isn't all bad. I plan to do a car trip w/ them again, preferably after they graduate from college
- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2012 (https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/284388193950904321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I don't need a luggage tag for when I travel, because my Kids pop out of the suitcase as soon as it hits the conveyer belt. Hard to miss.
- Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) December 12, 2013 (https://twitter.com/Faux_Ma/status/411214123288899584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Traveling with a toddler... pic.twitter.com/z3u3NBjdNj (https://t.co/z3u3NBjdNj)
- David Fowler (@davidfowl) December 6, 2017 (https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/938280253989978114?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I've been traveling with a toddler for five days. On day one I opened a blog post to read. On day five that tab is still open and the post unread.
- Anna Rev (@revelinanna) December 4, 2017 (https://twitter.com/revelinanna/status/937829272340848640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
A fun game to play with kids on long car rides is called "HEADPHONES."
- RachRiot (@RachRiot) August 6, 2014 (https://twitter.com/RachRiot/status/497079986105622528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Vacation with kids is really just a relocation for all the yelling and whining.
- Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) August 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/outsmartedmommy/status/627869098031099904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I'm back from a weekend away with the kids.
Notice I did not use the word "vacation"?
That was deliberate.
- Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) August 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/627952201311363072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Do you have to pee before we go?
4: No
You sure?
Yes
Positive?
Yes
Why don't you just try?
NO
[backs out of driveway]
I PEED IN MY PANTS
- Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 27, 2016 (https://twitter.com/amydillon/status/747239619553525760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Not one parent at the airport with their children last night looked like they were gonna enjoy their holiday
- Huge Fan (@Cromulentwords) July 14, 2017 (https://twitter.com/Cromulentwords/status/885997083043389440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
أكثر... (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Funny-Tweets-About-Traveling-Toddler-44337702)
This holiday season will be the first time my husband and I will be flying with our 2-year-old son (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Flying-Kids-43953540), and we already know that we're going to be so. damn. tired. Children are wonderful, inquisitive beings, but somehow putting them on a flying bus or in a long car ride can take a normal travel experience and turn it into something else entirely (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Flying-Kids-Christmas-36278176) (like hell). Thankfully, there's some humor to be found in these long travel days. If you're also gearing up to hit the road or the friendly (and hopefully tantrum-less) skies soon, check out these 12 tweets that sum up what it's like, for better or for worse.
Related
A Letter to the Person Sitting in Front of My Son on the Airplane (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/What-Like-Flying-Toddler-Airplane-44303930)
The best way to travel with kids is not to.
- OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) October 18, 2016 (https://twitter.com/OneFunnyMummy/status/788182872108654592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
90% of traveling with kids is finding bathrooms and snacks.
- Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) December 1, 2017 (https://twitter.com/lunchboxdad/status/936685287945760769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Traveling by road w/ a 7 m.o. and a 2 y.o. isn't all bad. I plan to do a car trip w/ them again, preferably after they graduate from college
- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2012 (https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/284388193950904321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I don't need a luggage tag for when I travel, because my Kids pop out of the suitcase as soon as it hits the conveyer belt. Hard to miss.
- Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) December 12, 2013 (https://twitter.com/Faux_Ma/status/411214123288899584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Traveling with a toddler... pic.twitter.com/z3u3NBjdNj (https://t.co/z3u3NBjdNj)
- David Fowler (@davidfowl) December 6, 2017 (https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/938280253989978114?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I've been traveling with a toddler for five days. On day one I opened a blog post to read. On day five that tab is still open and the post unread.
- Anna Rev (@revelinanna) December 4, 2017 (https://twitter.com/revelinanna/status/937829272340848640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
A fun game to play with kids on long car rides is called "HEADPHONES."
- RachRiot (@RachRiot) August 6, 2014 (https://twitter.com/RachRiot/status/497079986105622528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Vacation with kids is really just a relocation for all the yelling and whining.
- Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) August 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/outsmartedmommy/status/627869098031099904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I'm back from a weekend away with the kids.
Notice I did not use the word "vacation"?
That was deliberate.
- Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) August 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/627952201311363072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Do you have to pee before we go?
4: No
You sure?
Yes
Positive?
Yes
Why don't you just try?
NO
[backs out of driveway]
I PEED IN MY PANTS
- Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 27, 2016 (https://twitter.com/amydillon/status/747239619553525760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Not one parent at the airport with their children last night looked like they were gonna enjoy their holiday
- Huge Fan (@Cromulentwords) July 14, 2017 (https://twitter.com/Cromulentwords/status/885997083043389440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
أكثر... (https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Funny-Tweets-About-Traveling-Toddler-44337702)