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12-16-2017, 11:13 PM
Rudolph is the only good reindeer
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen ...
... and they're all trash.
Rudolph, the red-nosed prince of Christmas, is the only good reindeer. If you have another favorite reindeer, it's time to switch allegiances and go all in for Rudolph.
SEE ALSO: Christmas tree eyebrows are so bad, they're incredible (http://mashable.com/2017/12/08/christmas-tree-eyebrows/)
The other reindeer are terrible, exploitative bullies.
The most obvious evidence that the other reindeer are bad lies in the very lyrics of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." In Rudolph's early days — his childhood, his most formative years! — he was met with nothing but disdain from his peers, who "laughed" at him, "called him names," and refused to include him in activities. (In the 1964 Rankin/Bass stop-motion film, bro reindeer Donner was the ringleader of this gang of tormentors.) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/12/16/rudolph-is-the-best-reindeer-capitalism/)
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen ...
... and they're all trash.
Rudolph, the red-nosed prince of Christmas, is the only good reindeer. If you have another favorite reindeer, it's time to switch allegiances and go all in for Rudolph.
SEE ALSO: Christmas tree eyebrows are so bad, they're incredible (http://mashable.com/2017/12/08/christmas-tree-eyebrows/)
The other reindeer are terrible, exploitative bullies.
The most obvious evidence that the other reindeer are bad lies in the very lyrics of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." In Rudolph's early days — his childhood, his most formative years! — he was met with nothing but disdain from his peers, who "laughed" at him, "called him names," and refused to include him in activities. (In the 1964 Rankin/Bass stop-motion film, bro reindeer Donner was the ringleader of this gang of tormentors.) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/12/16/rudolph-is-the-best-reindeer-capitalism/)
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