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11-29-2017, 02:00 PM
'Absolutely: A True Crime Story' is a game about Keanu Reeves stabbing people
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Keanu Reeves is really good at stabbing people, at least in this bizarre and hilarious game called Absolutely: A True Crime Story (https://dualryan.itch.io/absolutely-a-true-crime-story).
In Absolutely: A True Crime Story, Keanu Reeves is accused of stabbing quite a few people and needs to convince the powers that be that he is innocent (or at least that he doesn't deserve a death sentence) by recounting his day.
SEE ALSO: It used to be gaming's most pervasive meme. Then it took an arrow in the knee. (http://mashable.com/2017/11/26/skyrim-arrow-in-the-knee-meme-history/)
What unfolds next depends on you and your actions. Do you give kids drugs? Do you steal a car radio for a little girl? Do you direct a child to pirate episodes of Game of Thrones? Do you stab seven different people? Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/11/28/keanu-reeves-stabbing-game/)
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Keanu Reeves is really good at stabbing people, at least in this bizarre and hilarious game called Absolutely: A True Crime Story (https://dualryan.itch.io/absolutely-a-true-crime-story).
In Absolutely: A True Crime Story, Keanu Reeves is accused of stabbing quite a few people and needs to convince the powers that be that he is innocent (or at least that he doesn't deserve a death sentence) by recounting his day.
SEE ALSO: It used to be gaming's most pervasive meme. Then it took an arrow in the knee. (http://mashable.com/2017/11/26/skyrim-arrow-in-the-knee-meme-history/)
What unfolds next depends on you and your actions. Do you give kids drugs? Do you steal a car radio for a little girl? Do you direct a child to pirate episodes of Game of Thrones? Do you stab seven different people? Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/11/28/keanu-reeves-stabbing-game/)
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