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11-12-2017, 01:22 PM
Suspect shuts down detective's interview with parade of violent farts
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Who needs lawyers when you can have severe intestinal distress?
24 year old Sean Sykes Jr. (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article183176961.html) temporarily paused a police investigation in Kansas City this week with a little bit of gastrointestinal creativity. When asked for his address, Sykes Jr. allegedly let one rip, forcing the interview to end abruptly.
SEE ALSO: Jennifer Lawrence asks Kim Kardashian about farting and virginity (http://mashable.com/2017/11/03/kim-kardashian-west-jennifer-lawrence/)
The detective reported (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article183176961.html) that the suspect "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
It didn't stop there. As the interview progressed, the suspect allegedly continued to cut the cheese multiple times. The detective ended the interview prematurely. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/11/11/police-suspect-farting-investigation/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Who needs lawyers when you can have severe intestinal distress?
24 year old Sean Sykes Jr. (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article183176961.html) temporarily paused a police investigation in Kansas City this week with a little bit of gastrointestinal creativity. When asked for his address, Sykes Jr. allegedly let one rip, forcing the interview to end abruptly.
SEE ALSO: Jennifer Lawrence asks Kim Kardashian about farting and virginity (http://mashable.com/2017/11/03/kim-kardashian-west-jennifer-lawrence/)
The detective reported (http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article183176961.html) that the suspect "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
It didn't stop there. As the interview progressed, the suspect allegedly continued to cut the cheese multiple times. The detective ended the interview prematurely. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/11/11/police-suspect-farting-investigation/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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