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07-10-2017, 10:16 AM
Crafty orangutan escapes his zoo enclosure because the apes have had it with our crap
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Given the current state of the world, let me be the first to say it: I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.
The Planet of the Apes ****** aren't a reality... yet, but proof that primates are getting antsy surfaced on Sunday in South Carolina. A male orangutan at the Greenville Zoo escaped his enclosure, prompting a brief lockdown while zoo staff attended to the matter.
SEE ALSO: Peppy doge chasing its own tail is all of us in 2017 (http://mashable.com/2017/07/09/shiba-inu-doge-chasing-tail/)
All of this played out rather quickly, so — thankfully — there are ** videos of an orangutan running amok and terrorizing zoo attendees. The escape itself, however, was captured on video by a witness — identified by Fox Carolina (http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/35842295/greenville-zoo-placed-on-lock-down-after-orangutan-breaks-out-of-exhibit) as "Emilie S." Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/07/09/orangutan-zoo-escape-greenville-south-carolina/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Given the current state of the world, let me be the first to say it: I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.
The Planet of the Apes ****** aren't a reality... yet, but proof that primates are getting antsy surfaced on Sunday in South Carolina. A male orangutan at the Greenville Zoo escaped his enclosure, prompting a brief lockdown while zoo staff attended to the matter.
SEE ALSO: Peppy doge chasing its own tail is all of us in 2017 (http://mashable.com/2017/07/09/shiba-inu-doge-chasing-tail/)
All of this played out rather quickly, so — thankfully — there are ** videos of an orangutan running amok and terrorizing zoo attendees. The escape itself, however, was captured on video by a witness — identified by Fox Carolina (http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/35842295/greenville-zoo-placed-on-lock-down-after-orangutan-breaks-out-of-exhibit) as "Emilie S." Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/07/09/orangutan-zoo-escape-greenville-south-carolina/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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