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06-20-2017, 04:57 PM
Very tall footballer tweets very good holiday joke
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Peter Crouch is a former England player. He's 6'7'' tall.
SEE ALSO: 14 times footballers were unintentionally hilarious on Twitter (http://mashable.com/2017/02/18/funniest-tweets-footballers/)
**wadays he plays in the Premier League for Stoke, and fills his spare time by going on holidays and sending good tweets.
Sometimes he combines the two:
Summer for me is about time with family pic.twitter.com/dtft1CZoyl (https://t.co/dtft1CZoyl)
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) June 19, 2017 (https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/876846713163718656)
You can't go wrong with a mildly self-deprecating joke about height. 110,000 retweets and counting on that one.
Coming up with a better headline for that photo will be a tall order.
— Mark Clemmit (@MarkClemmit) June 19, 2017 (https://twitter.com/MarkClemmit/status/876853868944084992) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/06/20/peter-crouch-funny-holiday-tweet/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Peter Crouch is a former England player. He's 6'7'' tall.
SEE ALSO: 14 times footballers were unintentionally hilarious on Twitter (http://mashable.com/2017/02/18/funniest-tweets-footballers/)
**wadays he plays in the Premier League for Stoke, and fills his spare time by going on holidays and sending good tweets.
Sometimes he combines the two:
Summer for me is about time with family pic.twitter.com/dtft1CZoyl (https://t.co/dtft1CZoyl)
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) June 19, 2017 (https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/876846713163718656)
You can't go wrong with a mildly self-deprecating joke about height. 110,000 retweets and counting on that one.
Coming up with a better headline for that photo will be a tall order.
— Mark Clemmit (@MarkClemmit) June 19, 2017 (https://twitter.com/MarkClemmit/status/876853868944084992) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/06/20/peter-crouch-funny-holiday-tweet/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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