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06-06-2017, 07:45 AM
Apple is basically a parody of itself
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If you were trying to construct a parody of every Apple product presentation of the last 5 years, you probably couldn't have done much better than the key**te the company offered at WWDC on Monday.
CEO Tim Cook barely present on stage? Check. Interminable updates on stuff almost ** one uses, like Safari, Mail, Maps and the Apple Watch? Check. A parade of presenters we've never seen before? Check. Groan-worthy dad jokes from Craig Federighi? Check (this year the Apple VP outdid himself with 420-related humor (http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/apple-wwdc-2017-weed-joke/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) based on Apple's new MacOS name, High Sierra).*
SEE ALSO: WWDC 2017: iOS 11, HomePod, and everything else you need to k**w (http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/apple-wwdc-2017-everything-you-need-to-k**w/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/wwdc-analysis/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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If you were trying to construct a parody of every Apple product presentation of the last 5 years, you probably couldn't have done much better than the key**te the company offered at WWDC on Monday.
CEO Tim Cook barely present on stage? Check. Interminable updates on stuff almost ** one uses, like Safari, Mail, Maps and the Apple Watch? Check. A parade of presenters we've never seen before? Check. Groan-worthy dad jokes from Craig Federighi? Check (this year the Apple VP outdid himself with 420-related humor (http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/apple-wwdc-2017-weed-joke/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) based on Apple's new MacOS name, High Sierra).*
SEE ALSO: WWDC 2017: iOS 11, HomePod, and everything else you need to k**w (http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/apple-wwdc-2017-everything-you-need-to-k**w/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/06/05/wwdc-analysis/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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