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05-13-2017, 01:10 AM
Here's the Comey tape transcript Trump so wants you to see
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On a warm and sunny Friday morning, President Trump started his day just like any other president: by going on Twitter and revealing that he just might have secretly taped the former director of the FBI.
If only the American public could hear these possible tapes, Trump seemed to suggest, they would finally see Comey for who he really was — a useless showboat — and reveal Trump to be the greatest president in the history of the United States.
All we needed was the transcript.
SEE ALSO: Wow, some stranger just gave us Trump's tax return and it's really weird (http://mashable.com/2017/03/19/trump-tax-return-satire/?utm_cid=a-seealso&utm_campaign=&utm_context=textlink&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=)
Thankfully, the same heroic stranger (http://mashable.com/2017/03/19/trump-tax-return-satire/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) who slipped us Trump's tax returns also mailed us a transcript of Trump's Comey recordings. Late this morning, I went to my mailbox only to find the transcript hidden in a manilla envelope labeled "TOP SECRET." Any good journalist will tell you that "TOP SECRET" makes it very real and obviously **t leaked by Trump, which means you must share it on cable television. (http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/324020-reporter-entirely-possible-trump-leaked-2005-tax-returns) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/trump-comey-transcript-tape-humor/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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On a warm and sunny Friday morning, President Trump started his day just like any other president: by going on Twitter and revealing that he just might have secretly taped the former director of the FBI.
If only the American public could hear these possible tapes, Trump seemed to suggest, they would finally see Comey for who he really was — a useless showboat — and reveal Trump to be the greatest president in the history of the United States.
All we needed was the transcript.
SEE ALSO: Wow, some stranger just gave us Trump's tax return and it's really weird (http://mashable.com/2017/03/19/trump-tax-return-satire/?utm_cid=a-seealso&utm_campaign=&utm_context=textlink&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=)
Thankfully, the same heroic stranger (http://mashable.com/2017/03/19/trump-tax-return-satire/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) who slipped us Trump's tax returns also mailed us a transcript of Trump's Comey recordings. Late this morning, I went to my mailbox only to find the transcript hidden in a manilla envelope labeled "TOP SECRET." Any good journalist will tell you that "TOP SECRET" makes it very real and obviously **t leaked by Trump, which means you must share it on cable television. (http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/324020-reporter-entirely-possible-trump-leaked-2005-tax-returns) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/trump-comey-transcript-tape-humor/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
More about Watercooler (http://mashable.com/watercooler/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial), Humor (http://mashable.com/category/humor/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial), Fbi (http://mashable.com/category/fbi/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial), James Comey (http://mashable.com/category/james-comey/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial), and Transcript (http://mashable.com/category/transcript/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Mashable/~4/h0wX2TwFMtg