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04-23-2017, 01:11 AM
I am the founder of Starbucks and I am begging you to stop buying the Unicorn Frappucci**
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Hello, my name is Rutherford Q. Starbucks and I am the founder of Starbucks.
When an employee first came to me with the Unicorn Frappucci** idea I told him **. I gave you all the benefit of the doubt. I told him, we here at Starbucks, we respect our customers and they respect us. Our mission is to provide our customers a delicious, caffeinated beverage to complement their day.*
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I let my grandson drink half of one of these and all of his teeth fell out within 45 minutes.
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I explained to him that our mission is **t to fill a cup of rainbow colored, unnecessarily sugary bullshit and sell it to our customers for five dollars. I told him our customers are smarter than that. They won't buy it. I believed in you. But he insisted.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/04/22/stop-buying-the-unicorn-frappucci**/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Hello, my name is Rutherford Q. Starbucks and I am the founder of Starbucks.
When an employee first came to me with the Unicorn Frappucci** idea I told him **. I gave you all the benefit of the doubt. I told him, we here at Starbucks, we respect our customers and they respect us. Our mission is to provide our customers a delicious, caffeinated beverage to complement their day.*
SEE ALSO: Here's United Airlines' adjusted 2017 pre-flight safety speech (http://mashable.com/2017/04/10/united-airlines-pre-flight-safety-speech/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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I let my grandson drink half of one of these and all of his teeth fell out within 45 minutes.
Image: starbucks
I explained to him that our mission is **t to fill a cup of rainbow colored, unnecessarily sugary bullshit and sell it to our customers for five dollars. I told him our customers are smarter than that. They won't buy it. I believed in you. But he insisted.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/04/22/stop-buying-the-unicorn-frappucci**/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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