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04-21-2017, 11:08 PM
Juicero might make you hate humanity but these comments will make you love it again
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Perhaps you've heard of Juicero. It's a company whose name is "juicer" with an attached "o." Their thing is they want you to buy a $399 (formerly $699) (http://fortune.com/2017/01/17/juicero-juicer-price-cut/) juice pressing machine (with wifi, yo) that squeezes out juice from their juice bags. The world recently discovered, though, that human hands can do the same thing (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze) as this $399 juicer(o).*
This is bad for the future of the company, so the new CEO wrote a Medium post (https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-**te-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03) about it on Thursday, trying to save said company by telling us all that, look, the product of my company is **t just a couple of average-strength machine hands.*
SEE ALSO: Juicero offers refunds after its $400 juice press is proven pointless (http://mashable.com/2017/04/19/juicero-unnecessary-machine/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/04/21/juicero-medium-post-ceo-comments-hilarious/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Perhaps you've heard of Juicero. It's a company whose name is "juicer" with an attached "o." Their thing is they want you to buy a $399 (formerly $699) (http://fortune.com/2017/01/17/juicero-juicer-price-cut/) juice pressing machine (with wifi, yo) that squeezes out juice from their juice bags. The world recently discovered, though, that human hands can do the same thing (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze) as this $399 juicer(o).*
This is bad for the future of the company, so the new CEO wrote a Medium post (https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-**te-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03) about it on Thursday, trying to save said company by telling us all that, look, the product of my company is **t just a couple of average-strength machine hands.*
SEE ALSO: Juicero offers refunds after its $400 juice press is proven pointless (http://mashable.com/2017/04/19/juicero-unnecessary-machine/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/04/21/juicero-medium-post-ceo-comments-hilarious/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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