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04-05-2017, 10:32 PM
Forget graphing calculator hacks, real cheaters use a tortoise
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Look, cheating is bad. But if you're going to do it, you better have a plan.
Sure, you could sneak glances at your phone, or write reminders on your hand or, if you're really committed, enter a trove of information into your graphing calculator. All of those options pale in comparison to the purest and safest method to cheat on a test: a tortoise.
SEE ALSO: Zoo animals show their true selves in these gorgeous portraits (http://mashable.com/2017/03/17/photo-ark/)
Nebraska biology student Sam Tighe tweeted that a tortoise with a handful of answers to multiple choice questions taped onto it is the only reason he's passing his class.
this turtle is the only reason i'm passing bio pic.twitter.com/JF2irfPGR9 (https://t.co/JF2irfPGR9)
— sam tighe (@scram_tighe) April 3, 2017 (https://twitter.com/scram_tighe/status/848969179504017408) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/04/05/test-tortoise-biology/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Look, cheating is bad. But if you're going to do it, you better have a plan.
Sure, you could sneak glances at your phone, or write reminders on your hand or, if you're really committed, enter a trove of information into your graphing calculator. All of those options pale in comparison to the purest and safest method to cheat on a test: a tortoise.
SEE ALSO: Zoo animals show their true selves in these gorgeous portraits (http://mashable.com/2017/03/17/photo-ark/)
Nebraska biology student Sam Tighe tweeted that a tortoise with a handful of answers to multiple choice questions taped onto it is the only reason he's passing his class.
this turtle is the only reason i'm passing bio pic.twitter.com/JF2irfPGR9 (https://t.co/JF2irfPGR9)
— sam tighe (@scram_tighe) April 3, 2017 (https://twitter.com/scram_tighe/status/848969179504017408) Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/04/05/test-tortoise-biology/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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