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03-03-2017, 07:28 PM
Sarcastic kid has the most cynical joke about what will happen when she turns 100
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Cynical. Sarcastic. Ironic. All words **t typically used to describe the contents of a kid's drawing.*
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For Redditor Full_Metal_Cardigan (https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5x4bym/my_daughter_the_eternal_optimist/), they're pretty much the defining words of this prompt response, done by his daughter:
Full_Metal_Cardigan titled it, "My daughter, the eternal optimist..."
So it's pretty clear where she gets it from.*
Either that, or this kid is spending a lot of time with a grandmother that says things like "just my luck" every time her napkin falls off her lap.*
It might also be worth **ting that Keira drew herself wearing a crown—is she a queen at 100?—but didn't feel that was worth mentioning. * Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/03/03/cynical-kid-jokes-about-turning-100/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Cynical. Sarcastic. Ironic. All words **t typically used to describe the contents of a kid's drawing.*
SEE ALSO: Schoolchildren ho**r their dead goldfish with a fiery Viking-style sendoff to Valhalla (http://mashable.com/2017/03/02/school-children-viking-goldfish-send-off-valhalla/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
For Redditor Full_Metal_Cardigan (https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5x4bym/my_daughter_the_eternal_optimist/), they're pretty much the defining words of this prompt response, done by his daughter:
Full_Metal_Cardigan titled it, "My daughter, the eternal optimist..."
So it's pretty clear where she gets it from.*
Either that, or this kid is spending a lot of time with a grandmother that says things like "just my luck" every time her napkin falls off her lap.*
It might also be worth **ting that Keira drew herself wearing a crown—is she a queen at 100?—but didn't feel that was worth mentioning. * Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/03/03/cynical-kid-jokes-about-turning-100/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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