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10-01-2016, 11:21 PM
Condolences to Gordon Ramsay, whose penis was stung by a jellyfish
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Yes, Gordon Ramsay fixes kitchen nightmares, but he had much worse luck when a beachgoer's nightmare came along.
A jellyfish reportedly stung the TV chef on the penis while Ramsey was on the Italian island of Sardinia with his family.
"F*cking hell, it hurt," he told the Daily Star (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gordon-ramsay-reveals-stung-jellyfish-8953108).
SEE ALSO: This baby couldn't look any more like a young Gordon Ramsay (http://mashable.com/2016/05/27/gordon-ramsay-baby-lookalike/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
Perhaps most tragically, Ramsay wasn't even able to urinate on his wound due to its unfortunate placement (that homeopathic cure, contrary to popular myth, probably isn't the best idea (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23502032) anyway). All's well that ends well, right?
We are very sorry this happened, Gordon Ramsay. If you need someone to talk to, we suggest the man whose penis was bitten by a spider while he used the bathroom — two separate times (http://mashable.com/2016/09/28/spider-bite-penis-australia/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial). Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/10/01/gordon-ramsay-jellyfish-sting/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Yes, Gordon Ramsay fixes kitchen nightmares, but he had much worse luck when a beachgoer's nightmare came along.
A jellyfish reportedly stung the TV chef on the penis while Ramsey was on the Italian island of Sardinia with his family.
"F*cking hell, it hurt," he told the Daily Star (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gordon-ramsay-reveals-stung-jellyfish-8953108).
SEE ALSO: This baby couldn't look any more like a young Gordon Ramsay (http://mashable.com/2016/05/27/gordon-ramsay-baby-lookalike/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
Perhaps most tragically, Ramsay wasn't even able to urinate on his wound due to its unfortunate placement (that homeopathic cure, contrary to popular myth, probably isn't the best idea (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23502032) anyway). All's well that ends well, right?
We are very sorry this happened, Gordon Ramsay. If you need someone to talk to, we suggest the man whose penis was bitten by a spider while he used the bathroom — two separate times (http://mashable.com/2016/09/28/spider-bite-penis-australia/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial). Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/10/01/gordon-ramsay-jellyfish-sting/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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