5th grader lays down the law for boy who has a crush on her

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5th grader lays down the law for boy who has a crush on her
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Fifth grader Zoë will ** longer tolerate her classmate **ah's insubordination.

On Thursday, Twitter user @WhosDenverJones (https://twitter.com/WhosDenverJones/status/776526256212938752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) tweeted out Zoë's new list of behavioral rules for **ah. **ah has a crush on Zoë, which is understandable, but he hasn't been playing it cool.

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So Zoë took matters into her own hands, and her regulations are as specific as they are scathing.

My friend who's a 5th grade teacher just sent this to me! I'm dead!!! pic.twitter.com/FSDBxs9Vtq (https://t.co/FSDBxs9Vtq)

— Denny Dimples (@WhosDenverJones) September 15, 2016 (https://twitter.com/WhosDenverJones/status/776526256212938752)



**ah, please just leave Zoë alone. It is in your best interest.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/09/17/fifth-grader-list-of-rules/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)

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