Jar Jar Binks assumes his rightful place as the star of 'Rogue One'

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Jar Jar Binks assumes his rightful place as the star of 'Rogue One'
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Listen up, Star Wars fans. Your wildest dreams are coming true. Yes, that's right — everyone's #1 favorite character Jar Jar Binks is the new star of Rogue One.

This (parody) trailer nestles Binks' unparalleled charisma and character value comfortably into a protagonist role. Wait, why didn't someone do this sooner?

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