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08-13-2016, 12:51 AM
Classic jokes, rewritten by Donald Trump
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In case you haven't **ticed, Donald Trump's got jokes. Lots of jokes.
When he called on Russia to find Hillary's missing emails he was being classically sarcastic (http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/07/28/trump-course-comment-about-russia-and-hillarys-emails-was-sarcastic). When he said that "Second Amendment people" could do something about Clinton, his former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski called it "a joke. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/10/politics/trump-second-amendment/)" Most recently, Trump corrected those who were upset by his claim that President Obama was the founder of ISIS — it was merely a**ther example of sarcasm (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/764045345332396032).
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Trump, of course, has previously backed up his comments about Obama and ISIS, saying, "I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do. (http://www.hughhewitt.com/donald-trump-makes-return-visit/)" How can something be both literal and *sarcastic? Simple. It just can. Stop asking about it. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/08/12/trump-classic-jokes/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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In case you haven't **ticed, Donald Trump's got jokes. Lots of jokes.
When he called on Russia to find Hillary's missing emails he was being classically sarcastic (http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/07/28/trump-course-comment-about-russia-and-hillarys-emails-was-sarcastic). When he said that "Second Amendment people" could do something about Clinton, his former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski called it "a joke. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/10/politics/trump-second-amendment/)" Most recently, Trump corrected those who were upset by his claim that President Obama was the founder of ISIS — it was merely a**ther example of sarcasm (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/764045345332396032).
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Trump, of course, has previously backed up his comments about Obama and ISIS, saying, "I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do. (http://www.hughhewitt.com/donald-trump-makes-return-visit/)" How can something be both literal and *sarcastic? Simple. It just can. Stop asking about it. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/08/12/trump-classic-jokes/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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