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05-17-2016, 01:41 AM
Puking toddler lands dad in hilarious situation
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A pukey toddler landed one father in an awful situation.*
Ben Patterson swapped cars with his wife on Thursday so that she could go out with friends. He was driving home with his kids when his son Declan had an unfortunate case of projectile vomiting.
Patterson pulled over the car so he could clean up the kid, something that proved to be a little difficult. During the ordeal, Ben texted his wife a play-by-play of the incident as it went down.*
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After fighting the urge, Ben ends up puking in some poor woman's front lawn as he attempts to clean up the mess. We've all been there before. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/05/16/puking-kid/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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A pukey toddler landed one father in an awful situation.*
Ben Patterson swapped cars with his wife on Thursday so that she could go out with friends. He was driving home with his kids when his son Declan had an unfortunate case of projectile vomiting.
Patterson pulled over the car so he could clean up the kid, something that proved to be a little difficult. During the ordeal, Ben texted his wife a play-by-play of the incident as it went down.*
SEE ALSO: Nicest strangers ever come to meet newborn after texting mishap (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/stranger-baby-text/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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After fighting the urge, Ben ends up puking in some poor woman's front lawn as he attempts to clean up the mess. We've all been there before. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/05/16/puking-kid/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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