Lovelorn peacock attempts to woo a disinterested ceramic yard swan

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Lovelorn peacock attempts to woo a disinterested ceramic yard swan
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Mr. P is a feral male peacock who k**ws what he wants, and what he wants is a ceramic yard ornament shaped like a swan.

According to The Dodo (https://www.thedodo.com/peacock-new-orleans-1793387456.html),*Mr. P arrived in a New Orleans neighborhood one day and decided to stay. ** one k**ws where the colorful creature came from but they enjoy having a spunky, feathered neighbor.

While it appears that the swan sculpture is completely disinterested in Mr. P romantically — the butt exposing might have been too bold — we hope they can still be friends.


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