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05-07-2016, 04:51 AM
Robinson Ca** can't be stopped by 'defensive shits', according to newspaper
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Mariners second baseman Robinson Ca** is currently leading the American league in home runs and RBIs (http://espn.go.com/mlb/statistics). One could say he has a way with the runs (so sorry).
To put it simply, **thing can stop Ca**'s streak right **w; **t pitchers, **t fatigue, **t industrial cleaning agents, **t even more bowel movements.
SEE ALSO: 26 of the craziest hot dogs you can buy during this year's baseball season (http://mashable.com/2016/04/08/2016-baseball-hot-dogs/)
This Washington state newspaper completely gets what we're saying with their headline, "Defensive shits haven't stopped Mariners' Ca**."*
Shits, shifts: at the end of the day, what's the difference? Defenses can't seem to control the speed, intensity or regularity of Ca**'s offensive power. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/05/06/robinson-ca**-defensive-shits/)
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Mariners second baseman Robinson Ca** is currently leading the American league in home runs and RBIs (http://espn.go.com/mlb/statistics). One could say he has a way with the runs (so sorry).
To put it simply, **thing can stop Ca**'s streak right **w; **t pitchers, **t fatigue, **t industrial cleaning agents, **t even more bowel movements.
SEE ALSO: 26 of the craziest hot dogs you can buy during this year's baseball season (http://mashable.com/2016/04/08/2016-baseball-hot-dogs/)
This Washington state newspaper completely gets what we're saying with their headline, "Defensive shits haven't stopped Mariners' Ca**."*
Shits, shifts: at the end of the day, what's the difference? Defenses can't seem to control the speed, intensity or regularity of Ca**'s offensive power. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/05/06/robinson-ca**-defensive-shits/)
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