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05-05-2016, 04:42 PM
'Jimmy Kimmel Live' staffers read sweet, **nsensical texts from their moms
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Mom texts come in a wide, beautiful variety.*
There are explainer texts (500-word descriptions of a recent activity), "you're in trouble" texts (inquiries as to why you haven't called recently) and tangential photo texts (Did you **t want to see this birthday photo of your acquaintance?).
Then, there are the unclassified texts — the texts that give you a bizarre glimpse into your mother's life. "I am out with a woman who dated for a long time Donald Trump," reads one message. "This is her dog."
Moral of the story? Text your mom more. You won't be disappointed.
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Then, there are the unclassified texts — the texts that give you a bizarre glimpse into your mother's life. "I am out with a woman who dated for a long time Donald Trump," reads one message. "This is her dog."
Moral of the story? Text your mom more. You won't be disappointed.
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