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03-30-2016, 12:39 AM
Sportscaster Jim Nantz drops legendary rant about the horrors of 'limp and tan' toast
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Jim Nantz is a sportscasting legend. He's k**wn for calling The Masters golf tournament, among other big events, each year.*
Because the*2016 Masters (http://www.pga.com/masters/news/2016-masters-field-list) tournament begins next week,*Golf Digest*just ran a little profile of Nantz. It's what we call a "curtain-raiser" in the industry.*
But forget all that. This is a post about toast. More importantly: This is a post about the UNJUSTIFIABLE PREPONDERANCE OF SUBPAR TOAST IN AMERICA TODAY.*
Let Nantz explain.*
SEE ALSO: Amazing, adorable highlights from Real Madrid and FC Barcelona's under-12 match (http://mashable.com/2016/03/28/fc-barcelona-real-madrid-mini-clasico/)
In the piece (http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz), which is a first-person deal written "with" Golf Digest's Guy Yokom, Nantz delivers what might be the greatest rant about toast in recorded human history. Here's how it begins.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/03/29/jim-nantz-on-toast/)
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Jim Nantz is a sportscasting legend. He's k**wn for calling The Masters golf tournament, among other big events, each year.*
Because the*2016 Masters (http://www.pga.com/masters/news/2016-masters-field-list) tournament begins next week,*Golf Digest*just ran a little profile of Nantz. It's what we call a "curtain-raiser" in the industry.*
But forget all that. This is a post about toast. More importantly: This is a post about the UNJUSTIFIABLE PREPONDERANCE OF SUBPAR TOAST IN AMERICA TODAY.*
Let Nantz explain.*
SEE ALSO: Amazing, adorable highlights from Real Madrid and FC Barcelona's under-12 match (http://mashable.com/2016/03/28/fc-barcelona-real-madrid-mini-clasico/)
In the piece (http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz), which is a first-person deal written "with" Golf Digest's Guy Yokom, Nantz delivers what might be the greatest rant about toast in recorded human history. Here's how it begins.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/03/29/jim-nantz-on-toast/)
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