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03-25-2016, 10:43 PM
Admit it already: Easter candy is the worst
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Easter as a holiday has e**rmously old and potent roots. It is the amalgamation of pagan fertility rites, the welcoming of spring and the foundation of the Christian religion.*
It also has the absolute worst*candy of any holiday.
SEE ALSO: Easter bunny brawls with customers at New Jersey mall (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/easter-bunny-brawl-new-jersey/)
I'm **t a con**isseur. I don't exclusively eat artisan dark chocolate made with more than 70% of cacao from specific regional sources. I like regular candy like a regular person.*
But waking up on Easter morning and heading downstairs to see what some odd anthropomorphic rabbit, an egg-delivering mammal, has stuffed on top of the plastic "grass" in a disposable basket only reveals the saddest excuse for sugary treats.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/03/25/easter-candy-worst/)
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Easter as a holiday has e**rmously old and potent roots. It is the amalgamation of pagan fertility rites, the welcoming of spring and the foundation of the Christian religion.*
It also has the absolute worst*candy of any holiday.
SEE ALSO: Easter bunny brawls with customers at New Jersey mall (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/easter-bunny-brawl-new-jersey/)
I'm **t a con**isseur. I don't exclusively eat artisan dark chocolate made with more than 70% of cacao from specific regional sources. I like regular candy like a regular person.*
But waking up on Easter morning and heading downstairs to see what some odd anthropomorphic rabbit, an egg-delivering mammal, has stuffed on top of the plastic "grass" in a disposable basket only reveals the saddest excuse for sugary treats.* Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/03/25/easter-candy-worst/)
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