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03-21-2016, 10:31 PM
Big Apple event inspires endless little dick jokes
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Today's #AppleEvent (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/apple-iphone-se/) brings together some of the brightest minds — as well as the dumbest dick jokes — in the world .
Apple VP Greg Joswiak an**unced the release of their new iPhone SE today. The new phone, Jowiak said, would be "most powerful four inches ever." It was an in**cuous remark about an important tech**logical in**vation. But within seconds, it gave birth to an onslaught of tiny dick jokes.
SEE ALSO: Apple reveals breakthrough product at big event: moral justice (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/apple-event-social-justice-tim-cook/)
**t everyone was watching the #AppleEvent livestream, but Twitter was.*
Say the word "inches" add the word "powerful" and most people will immediately think "dick." Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/apple-event-dick-jokes/)
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Today's #AppleEvent (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/apple-iphone-se/) brings together some of the brightest minds — as well as the dumbest dick jokes — in the world .
Apple VP Greg Joswiak an**unced the release of their new iPhone SE today. The new phone, Jowiak said, would be "most powerful four inches ever." It was an in**cuous remark about an important tech**logical in**vation. But within seconds, it gave birth to an onslaught of tiny dick jokes.
SEE ALSO: Apple reveals breakthrough product at big event: moral justice (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/apple-event-social-justice-tim-cook/)
**t everyone was watching the #AppleEvent livestream, but Twitter was.*
Say the word "inches" add the word "powerful" and most people will immediately think "dick." Read more... (http://mashable.com/2016/03/21/apple-event-dick-jokes/)
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