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03-16-2016, 11:00 PM
Inventor made a robot to write the perfect Internet comments
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Is it becoming a chore to write countless Internet comments? Do you get tired of senselessly ranting on forums and message boards?
Well even though it's **t for sale, this robot designed for Internet commenting may have the answer. Designed by inventor*Simone Geirtz (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ/), self-proclaimed "expert in shitty robots, (http://mashable.com/2016/02/05/lipstick-robot-malfunctions/)" the Comment Assistant machine specializes in the thoughtful dialogue that happens online.
As a demonstration, Geirtz included a sample of the robot's wisdom: "DFGJKNABEHOÖägk'åD^KFIål'kuähiostöeagrlu*efykdtsrD Y4579UEHOTI"
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Is it becoming a chore to write countless Internet comments? Do you get tired of senselessly ranting on forums and message boards?
Well even though it's **t for sale, this robot designed for Internet commenting may have the answer. Designed by inventor*Simone Geirtz (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ/), self-proclaimed "expert in shitty robots, (http://mashable.com/2016/02/05/lipstick-robot-malfunctions/)" the Comment Assistant machine specializes in the thoughtful dialogue that happens online.
As a demonstration, Geirtz included a sample of the robot's wisdom: "DFGJKNABEHOÖägk'åD^KFIål'kuähiostöeagrlu*efykdtsrD Y4579UEHOTI"
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