{"id":275122,"date":"2025-09-30T20:27:48","date_gmt":"2025-09-30T17:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dana.nwar.uk\/sa\/rhom-recap-s7-ep-5-miami-goddesses\/"},"modified":"2025-09-30T20:27:48","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T17:27:48","slug":"rhom-recap-s7-ep-5-miami-goddesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hameed.nwar.uk\/sa\/rhom-recap-s7-ep-5-miami-goddesses\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Rhom\u2019 Recap, S7, EP. 5: Miami Goddesses"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I have never been been excited to work ABOUT A Real Housewives Fight than i am to Write About Newbie Stephanie Laying Lisa About Her Constant Latess. Stephanie Say Has Two Pet Pees: Talking About Penises and People Who Are Late. On the first, well, light a voting every night to kiki, the Goddess of Male Anatomy, Because All I Want to Talk About Are \u201cDicks, Penises, and Balls.\u201d But on the second point, i is conflict more. There is absolutely nothing worse in the entity world than late people.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not talking about People who can be occisionally late. That of understand. Meetings Run over, Phones Get Lost, and Traffic Becomes A Nightmare. If you\u2019re running late, send a text and let me know what is happy; You\u2019re absolved. Also, as someone who has spent Most of his life in urban Environments, everyone gets a 15-minute grace periods publication is unrelible, and social, no matter how early you leave, the world conspires against you.<\/p>\n

What I HATE IS LATE People With A Capital L and A Capital P. We All Know \u2013 Those People Who Are Constantly Tardy No Matter You\u2019re Meeting or What You Doing. I will have swimming in my life Becausee i just won\u2019t tolerate. That\u2019s not entirery TRUE. One of my besties is consistently 10 minutes late. That of Can Handle. I just show up 10 minutes late, and we\u2019re there together, basically on time with the 15-minute grace period. What I Can\u2019t Stand Are People Like Lisa, Who Are Always 30, 45, OR 90 Minutes late. In this instance, she is Two-And-a-Half <\/em>Hours late. That is a whopping 150 minutes lati while every one sits in a sprinter van with nothing to be except wait for one lady who can\u2019t get her shit together. It is galling, and if someone did that to me, i would never talk to say again.<\/p>\n

Lisa Shows up to the van to go to alexia\u2019s Goddess Party, and when she says, there is no apology, no excuse, no explanation. She just tells everyone they look amazing in the hopes that they\u2019ll just let her tardiness slide, nor they have so many before. We get a great montage of it, Including Andy Cohen Looking More Annoyed than a Twink Turnks Him Down. You\u2019re going to make Andy, essentially your boss, Wait for that long? For what? For Why? What is she doing? What is so important that it takes her that much longer than Everyone Else? She doesn\u2019t look any better, she dosesn\u2019t have a more complicated life, she dosesn\u2019t have a real job. Why is she so late?<\/p>\n

Something is different this time, and ist of Stephanie. As soon as lisa gets on the bus she shas, \u200b\u200b\u201dlisa, do you think your time is more important than all of our ours or you\u2019re valuable? Are we supposed to celebrate your entrance? Exactly! Yes! This is what i want to say to all lat People. You\u2019re not better than me, and to make me waste mythical<\/em> Day Because of Your Carelessness is not an option. Again, 10, 15, 20 minutes, fine. Two and a half hours<\/em>! That is unbellievable. Someone Should Fire that Woman Straight Into The Moon.<\/p>\n

What is more unbellievable is that none of the women have said anything to her all of the years. Both marysol and larsa, in their confessionals, admit that they are putting up with this years and not saying anyding. What is Wrong with say? If i was stuck with a coworker like lisa, i would yell at her unil she was more punctual. Acutally, no. I would insist that, after an hour, the bus leaves, lisa misses out, doesn\u2019t get to be in the episode, and therefore does not get paid. I\u2019m sorry, but it is unacceptable, not only the other women, but to the producers, cameramen, sound guys, after, and Everyone Else Necessary to Film This Show. If I were a producer, I Waled Dock Lisa\u2019s Pay Every time she was more than 30 minutes Late with valid excuse she\u2019s costing say Money in overtime.<\/p>\n

Lisa\u2019s Only Retort is that that Stephanie dosesn\u2019t know her very well and it\u2019s rude the way she\u2019s talking to her. Lisa has to Police Stephanie\u2019s tone Becausee she has no argument based on the merit. There is no reason to be that lat ever. Ever! And she knows there is no reason for it, so she has to attach how Stephanie is saying it Rather than what she\u2019s saying. What really galls with that after that is that that is stephanie is going to bat for the whole group, and none of the Other women have her back. They were all bitching About Lisa\u2019s Lanets before she arive and Stephanie gave me the perfect Excuse to say, \u201cactually, lisa, we will know you well, we know you.<\/p>\n

To her credit, larrs does pipe up to try to say to say, but lisa use a simillar argument with larsa, saying that they are not on speaking terms, larva can\u2019t talk to her. I\u2019m sorry, i have never spoken to lisa in my life, i know her tan tan stephanie, and i am sitsting here telling her that she is rude, classless, self-involved, and an all-around bad for Constantly disrespecting and not valuing her. So there!<\/p>\n

Whew, child. I am glad i got that out, and i can\u2019t be to continue this rant again next week women finally arrive at alexia\u2019s goddess so lat The Could have the entity of Titanic<\/em> in the time it is to go to get. At Least Alexia Get to Hang Out with Her New Guru, Daniel Chidiac<\/a>. I don\u2019t know who this guy is, what he would, or if we should believe Him. There is one thing that is know, and it is that is hotter than the inside of a short-circuiting air fryer. I WOULD DO WHATEVER THIS MAN TOLD WITH DO WELL, SO I GET WHY ALEXIA IS SO transfixed, and i just wish she was used to get over todd and under daniel. I think is the kind of self-help that she really needs.<\/p>\n

There wasn\u2019t much else going on in the rest of the episode. We spent a lot of time with Stephanie and Her Collection of Birkins, but due to the eileen davidson accords, we can\u2019t judge her for a few more episodes. She was introded so late in the season, iT\u201ds going to be the reunion by the time we get to pipe in.<\/p>\n

Guerdy and Julia Have a Sit-Down Following Their Brawl at MarySol\u2019s Wedding Reception, and They Both sort of apologize and they both sort of don\u2019t. Julia Says She\u2019s Sorry for Screaming and Throwing Water at Guerdy, but Never Says That Sorry for Saying that they never Friends or what she was telling and that happened on the cruise that started this whole argument. Guerdy Says Sorry for Saying That Julia Went to Get A FaceliFe while Martina Was in Cancer Treatment and Explains She Only to Hurt Julia Hurt Her. This fight continues as a stalemate, and i have a Feeling, like Carrie and Aiden\u2019s Relationship on And just like that\u2026<\/em>It \u2018Only Going to Get Worsse As The Season Continues.<\/p>\n

Larsa and kiki had a great scnene with kiki\u2019s son Shemar, who was home from College and hanging out with his equally adorable friend. Kiki is trying to repair Her Relationship with Her Father and Her Father\u2019s Relationship with Shemat and She Gets Some Great Advice from (checks notes) Larsa? No. That can\u2019t be right. Larsa has never taken the time to think about oters long enough to offer good Advice. But sometimes she is, telling kiki not to call her haer and admonish him about postbly forgetting shemar\u2019s birthday the next day, but to instead of them. Larsa knows that a man likes to fall empowered, like to think to think the idea Himself, this thing we know nothing in the world happies with a Woman reminding a man to do it. Be kiki isn\u2019t sura how or one to call her dad, grasps tells to call Him right then. She calls, it goes well, and larsa, for the first time in her natural life, has kept a family together.<\/p>\n

Speaking of No-Good Men, there are a Few Things at the top of the episode that editors placed for us to be worried about Lisa\u2019s Relationship with Jody. The first is when Hurricane Milton Was Barling in Miami, and Lisa Asks IF they have Hurricane Insurance and Says that is mandated by Florida Law to have it. CEO is Wrong<\/a>but jody tells her, \u201cdon\u2019t worry about it.\u201d Sorry, never trust a man who Says not to worry about it. That\u2019s probably what joe giudice told teli every time she is asced all the weird mail they were getting from banks. If your partner doesn\u2019t care about you enough to explain something and just want you to Trust his knowledge, that is a red flog than Lindsay Lohan\u2019s Original Hair Color.<\/p>\n

The Second Instance Occurs will she\u2019s in her confessional and discussing her settlement aggregation with Lenny, at Which Point We Hear Off-Camera Piping Her to Hold off. She Says Jody Knows More About It Than She Does. Oh, Molly, you in Danger, Girl. This man seams to be insinuating himself into lisa\u2019s life in all sorts of Possibly nefarious ways. Or at the least that how the show have been to appendar. AFTER ALL, Maybe he just caring for her, maybe he\u2019s just makeup sura that someone has her back. How Can She Pay Attention to What is or Isn\u2019t in Her Settlement Agreement when she seven be bothered to show up on time?<\/p>\n