This Absolute Unit Of A Mushroom In My Yard

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>When immature, the exterior of a giant puffball mushroom is smooth and white. The inside, or gleba, is white, solid, and fleshy. But, like all puffball mushrooms, as it matures, the giant puffball transforms into a spore sac; a mass of powdery spores. The spores are released when the sac becomes cracked or broken. The previously mentioned Cornell blog entry goes on to say that “a single ten-inch giant puffball has as many as 7-trillion (7,000,000,000,000) spores. If each of those spores grew and yielded a ten-inch puffball, the combined puffball mass would be 800 times that of the earth.

I wanna poke it.

Looks like a damn melon

So how big is it? We need a banana for scale.

Kick it. Trust me. Kick it.

Best I can do is three fiddy

Puffball. Yum.

Maybe a puffball. Check with a professional but they can be edible the right time of year. Dont breathe the spores however

Do you live on Isla Nublar ?

Here in michigan those giant puffballs end up everywhere but im not complaining because they taste good.

So money doesn’t grow on trees, but on mushrooms makes sense

and its even rich, what a chad